Ladies, we might know how to turn a man on, but do we know what turns him off?
While there’s no doubt your feminine wiles are powerful man magnets, there are things you do – things we all do – that turn men off big time. I dare you to type “biggest male turn-offs” into your search engine, and you’ll see there’s no shortage of information on the subject. If you’re anything like me, you’ll soon realize you’ve been turning off men since you started trying to turn them on. Eh, whatevs.
Check out 25 of the biggest male turn-offs after the jump; let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
Shoot us while we’re down! When a man smells a woman’s tears he becomes less attracted and sexually aroused by her. And here we thought it was the snot.
Staking claim at his place
Unless you’re specifically invited to occupy a drawer, leave your scented candles at home.
Friendships with your exes
“He’s a great guy, it just didn’t work out,” you say. The whole “really great guy” thing is the problem.
Making plans for him
Never make plans for him without checking first (Note: Hacking into his calendar doesn’t count as checking either.)
He doesn’t care what color you dye your hair or which shoe looks better, just pick one and be done already, he’s hungry.
He loves you mothering him until he hates it. A little TLC is fine, but leave the mothering to the woman impossible to replace.
A little healthy competition is fun, sexy even. But you’re a sulky sultress every time you don’t win, you’re no fun to play with. Make love, not war.
Being high maintenance
You might be Daddy’s Little Girl but in a relationship you’re supposed to be a grown ass woman.
Telling his secrets
OK, there are “secrets” and then there are secrets. You know the difference, now shhh! Loyalty and confidentiality we keep will encourage continued communication.
Reading articles like this
Oh, how he hates it when you read generalizations about him. Mostly because he knows they’re right.
Hating his sports
If sports are his religion, let him have them without distraction. If you really want to know the rules of the game, ask him to explain when there’s not a game on.
Being a little girl
A bedroom filled with Sanrio is not sexy. I repeat, not sexy.
Perpetual lateness and putting yourself before others is an unattractive quality. eHarmony.com went so far as to say flakiness gives off the impression that he’s a temporary fixture in your life.
Wearing too much makeup
Unless you’re a high fashion model or a drag queen, he thinks less is more.
Acting like you know better
Stop judging his friends and family. He likes them, even if you don’t.
What do you mean constant nagging isn’t a turn-on? We don’t understand.
Sister, put down the frying pan. Take a walk, shop, eat, cry, or whatever you have to do to keep your special brand of crazy on the DL.
Talking too much during sex
Don’t ask him what he’s thinking (you don’t want to know), and don’t talk about the kids (he doesn’t want to know, at least not right then anyway
Strong-arm a man into marriage and he’ll strong-arm you into the land of resentment
Making jokes at his expense
A playful jab is probably OK when made in good spirit to the proper audience, but tread lightly.